You may be a Liberal if:

1) Your Car has more than 3 Bumper Stickers.

2) You have taken your 3rd Covid Shot and 2nd Booster.

3) You use Eco-Friendly Toilet paper.

4) You wear your Covid Mask alone in your Car.

5) You think NASCAR is a new government agency.

6) You have more than 2 Guatemalan maids.

7) You can’t get thru a sentence without saying the word “Trump”.

8) You can’t get thru a sentence without saying the words “Jan 6”.

9) You want Chuck Schumer on the next Golden Bachelor.

10) You hired an Exorcist to cast out the spirit of Sean Hannity from your home.